| EPic BAttle #1 : THe PIlot
In a troubled world heros are needed to save us from total
corruption. Leaders who are strong, intelligent, and super.
The heros of Littleville are grand enough to be called super, therefore
they are the Super Heros. Voltok, this guy can see through trees, talk
really fast, never smells bad, exels at sandcastle building, and can
speak fluent chipmunk. Sputnik, has potato vision, in which he can
create potatoes out of thin air. He is Russian and can use the power of
his mind to bend spoons. His weapon of choice is the spork. Clinton,
the newest member, has amazing home decoration skills, incredible color
cordination, loves kitties, and IS NOT A METRO! Libby, the only girl,
can fly, eat really fast, and has outstanding snack vision.
A-woo-ga! A-woo-ga! The warning bell sounded in the hero dome, causing
the group to gather around the monitor. The monitor was currently
sporting the image of their arch nemisis, Jody the clown. Jody was
currently destroying the town along with her hippo of doom. "Holy fish
paste, Voltok!" exclaimed Clinton, "Lets spring into action!" They all
agreed and ran to the visible-mobile, their trusted mode of
transportation. Not only was it super-sonic, but it had
conveniently placed cupholders, and gets 65.23 miles/gallon.
Once in the vehicle, they formulated a plan, which consisted of
chucking, attacking, and chipmonks. They were ready! At Voltoks
signal, Libby flew out of the car and began assulting the evil hippo,
while Sputnik chucked sporks at Jodys red nose. The Hippo
was soon under control and that big nose would never honk again.
Now that the opponet was weakened, Voltok summoned the chipmunks
of the world and had them attack the evil clown. The furry
artilerary failed, and Clinton stepped in with his chi-fu-rific
moves, and easily defeated the grotesqly dressed clown. The team
sent him to jail, his shoes to a bowling alley, and his hippo to a
reform petting zoo.
As the crew gathered around the dinner table after a hard days work to
eat their salad, they prepared to say thanks. "Lettuce pray" began Voltok.
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